Keanu just set hell on a Harley.  Keanu Reeves IS Johnny Blaze: leather cracked like desert fault-lines, skull flaming neon-blue instead of orange (because BRRRRR!). Eva Mendes returns as Roxanne, now a hard-edged DA who can stare down Satan and still rock a red dress that melts asphalt. David S. Goyer directs like he’s main-lining Clive Barker and Mad Max—every frame drips liquid mercury and smells like burnt sinner.

Plot? A rogue archangel cracks heaven’s gate, flooding Route 666 with soul-eating SUVs. Only the Rider can drag-race Lucifer’s limo through a hurricane of hail-fire. Cameos? Nic Cage’s ghost skull flickers in a diner mirror, winking.

What scorches:  Keanu’s penance stare now uploads your sins to TikTok in 4K.  Chain fights choreographed by the John Wick team—on FIRE.  Score by Trent Reznor + a hell-chorus of screaming guitars.  Practical fire stunts so real the crew needed asbestos hugs.

Verdict: 9/10—your soul will leave the theater singed, smiling, and begging for miles. June 13, 2025. Rev it or regret it.

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