“Massage My Rectum” – Banned Vinyl (1981)

Too outrageous for mainstream radio. Too unforgettable to disappear. Too weird to become anything but a cult legend.

As the underground music scene pushed boundaries in every direction, Banned Vinyl unleashed a track with a title so shocking that many listeners assumed it was a prank. It wasn’t. With a mix of rebellious humor, sleazy late-night energy, and unapologetic satire, the song quickly became one of the most talked-about underground recordings of its era.

Critics described it as “equal parts absurdist comedy, punk provocation, and performance art.” Radio stations refused to touch it. College campuses couldn’t stop playing it. The controversy only fueled its growing reputation.

Stories surrounding the record became almost as famous as the song itself. Some claimed copies vanished from store shelves within days. Others insisted certain broadcasters destroyed promotional singles rather than risk airing them. Whether true or not, the myths helped transform the track into underground folklore.

Decades later, “Massage My Rectum” remains a strange relic from a time when musicians seemed determined to test the limits of what could appear on a record sleeve. Ridiculous? Absolutely. Forgotten? Not even close.

Sometimes the songs everyone tried to bury are the ones people keep talking about.